Training Chatter
The room is spare save for a circle of chairs. A
motley group of individuals all
clad in spandex and lycra fidgit in their chairs. All
are nervous and anxious, like
they are waiting for the starting gun to go off for a
race. Finally, and older
individual stands, clears his throat, and starts to
speak.
“Hello, my name is Dave and I have an issue with
training chatter…”
“Hello Dave…”
There I said it. I hate training chatter. Ok?
Don’t get me wrong. I, like any other person who does
triathlons, engages in a
certain amount of training conversation. It, in a way,
is the nature of the beast.
What got to me though was the guy who could do nothing
but talk training and
talk of nothing else. At first, it really didn’t
bother me, but as my first racing
season unfolded I became more and more bothered by the
incessant training
chatter. It literally began to drive me crazy, which
in turn probably drove my
coach crazy as well. As I look back now I can divide
this chatter into five different
categories.
#1 – The Bemoan-er
This is the guy that constantly bemoans his lack of
training time and makes sure
you are aware of his plight. Interestingly enough, the
guy seems to have a job
that allows him to go on several mid-week bike rides
in the middle of the day for
several hours. He frets publically about how out of
shape he is due to said lack
of training time. This training time always seems to
equal about twice the
amount of training time you are able to shoe horn in
either before or after working
hours.
#2 – The One Up-er
This is the guy who always asks you about your
training first so he can make
sure you know his training is just a little bit harder
and longer than what you are
doing. This person clearly rides and runs uphill both
ways and always into a
headwind.
#3 – the Look at Me-er
This is the guy who shares every training moment on
social media. This includes
split times, power meter readings, heart rate monitor
read outs, with all the bells,
and whistles. I liken it to a very long day at the
pool with a child that wants you to
watch them every time they go off the diving board.
#4 – The Bling-er
This is the guy who shares every purchase with you and
the world, be it a new
bike, aero bars, helmet, wetsuit, or wind resistant
jock strap. In the time you
have purchased one wetsuit, bike, or power meter, this
guy has purchased three
of each. The revelation of each purchase is usually
followed by a long discourse
on what would be purchased next. This seems to be an
extremely vicious and
expensive cycle.
#5 – The Need to Know-er
At face value, this seems to be a very benign form of
chatter. However, this one
is the most dangerous and under-handed. This is the
guy who expresses
‘genuine’ interest in your training and wants to know
all about what you’re doing
in great detail. It isn’t until much later that you
discover this person is writing
down and duplicating your program. Some might say, “so
what”, but for me, this
is a plan written for me by my coach. Lifting this
plan in my mind is a form of
plagiarism and an affront to my coach and his ability
to make a living.
As my racing season was coming to a head I couldn’t
understand why this
chatter was bothering me so much. I came to two
conclusions. The first was a
fear of disappointment and the other boiled down to
something I would term, act
like you’ve been there.
My fear of disappointment came from not wanting to
disappoint my coach. Now I
will be the first to say that my coach never put any
pressure on me or ever
expressed disappointment - far from it in fact. He was
supportive and constantly
provided encouragement. As a new athlete, I saw and
heard the chatter as an
indictment of not training hard enough or long enough.
What I failed to recognize
was that my coach had developed a training plan for me
in order to be
successful. I was trying to compare myself to others
when in reality all I needed
to do was follow the plan set out for me and not worry
about what others were
doing or saying.
When I see an athlete preen after scoring a touchdown
or hitting a three-pointer I
am reminded of Jerry Rice, who always stressed to “act
like you’ve been there
before”. Jaime, my coach, provides a good example of
what Jerry Rice practiced
and preached. As an accomplished triathlete and coach
Jaime could be excused
if he participated in some of the chatter I have
listed – and believe I have seen
and heard some coaches and athletes do just that.
However, he truly acts like
he has been there before and that he will be there yet
again. I began to realize
that the chatter was just another form of preening and
I should just remember to
look to him as a role model. Jaime has taught me to
live in and embrace the
moment, follow the plan before me, and to cut out the
chatter.
It has been difficult but for the most part I have
come to terms with the chatter.
There is still that guy who continues to chatter away
and Jaime, at times, has had
to act as my sponsor, and point me back in the right
direction. It involves being
strong, sticking to the plan, and not letting peer
pressure get the best of me.
A new race season has begun and with it a new training
program. It is one that I
will discuss, question, analyze, and revisit with
Jaime. This year, rather than
falling into the art of second guessing myself and
allowing some to practice mind
games I’ll put on the earphones, crank the tunes,
focus on the plan, and cut the
chatter.